Post by Khaymbulan on Mar 29, 2009 19:05:37 GMT -5
Day 3 – All these bad times I’m going through, Just Dance!
It’s that time again! Unfortunately I don’t have any updates for you on the Rhombulan situation, but I do have some very, VERY exciting news for you. Tonight you chose to vote for little Lucy (warban), probably the most deserving member of these forums. You see, poor Lucy’s Daddy died before he could return home for Christmas, so the Agents have fulfilled her purest wish and summoned her Father’s spirit so that they could all spend one last day together as a family. You’ve all done your bit to make this sweet innocent girl very happy, and you deserve a pat on the back for that.
The Agents later visited a little Cat called Max (Nitsua), who was desperately trying to save a baby from a dangerous construction site. With the help of a few well-placed rhymes and stomping steps, both baby and cat got home safely. Max got a big plate of fish as a reward for a job well done, and I’m sure he’ll be living comfortably for a long time. Mission Complete, Agents!
Meanwhile, on a dusty country road, a dog struggles in the pounding rain. His name is Sam (Fiaryn), and through an unfortunate series of events has found himself many miles away from his loving owner. He had tried to keep his hopes up, but now such hopes seemed lost. There was no help coming for him. With a final sigh, Sam collapsed on the road, shivering, and alone.
The recent string of Rhombulan attacks has been a major concern for people across the world, and many of us are wondering how we can defend ourselves against this menace. I am glad to have with me now someone that may have some answers, Agent Derek of the EBA (Ergandar).
“Thankyou, it’s a pleasure.”
Now Mr Derek, you and your group recently destroyed one of the Rhombulans using your signature moves, is that correct?
“That’s right. Myself and my colleagues are dedicated to protecting and helping people everywhere, so it’s all in a day’s work to destroy a few aliens.”
That may be so but there was news this morning that Jack (Kime), a taxi driver right here in this city, was driving a pregnant woman to the hospital when he was suddenly turned to stone at the wheel. In the resulting crash the woman was left in a critical condition, and doctors are saying that it is unlikely she will live through the night. Could these tragedies have been prevented?
“Well of course our deepest sympathies go out to the families of both Jack and the woman in his cab. We at the agency feel-“
KRAKKKOWZZAP
“OH JESUS CHRIST NO! Ladies and Gentlemen, Agent Derek has just been turned into stone infront of my very eyes! He’s dead! A member of the Elite Beat Agents is dead! HEEEEAAAALLLPP!!
WINNERS
Warban – Lucy (Little Girl) – Reunited with Dead Father
Nitsua – Max – Got his Plate of Fish
LOSERS
Fiaryn – Sam – Gave up Hope
Kime - Jack – Turned to Stone
Ergandar – Agent Derek – Turned to Stone
INACTIVITY WARNING SERIOUSLY GUYS COME ON
Andrew Ryan
JasonFour
It’s that time again! Unfortunately I don’t have any updates for you on the Rhombulan situation, but I do have some very, VERY exciting news for you. Tonight you chose to vote for little Lucy (warban), probably the most deserving member of these forums. You see, poor Lucy’s Daddy died before he could return home for Christmas, so the Agents have fulfilled her purest wish and summoned her Father’s spirit so that they could all spend one last day together as a family. You’ve all done your bit to make this sweet innocent girl very happy, and you deserve a pat on the back for that.
The Agents later visited a little Cat called Max (Nitsua), who was desperately trying to save a baby from a dangerous construction site. With the help of a few well-placed rhymes and stomping steps, both baby and cat got home safely. Max got a big plate of fish as a reward for a job well done, and I’m sure he’ll be living comfortably for a long time. Mission Complete, Agents!
Meanwhile, on a dusty country road, a dog struggles in the pounding rain. His name is Sam (Fiaryn), and through an unfortunate series of events has found himself many miles away from his loving owner. He had tried to keep his hopes up, but now such hopes seemed lost. There was no help coming for him. With a final sigh, Sam collapsed on the road, shivering, and alone.
The recent string of Rhombulan attacks has been a major concern for people across the world, and many of us are wondering how we can defend ourselves against this menace. I am glad to have with me now someone that may have some answers, Agent Derek of the EBA (Ergandar).
“Thankyou, it’s a pleasure.”
Now Mr Derek, you and your group recently destroyed one of the Rhombulans using your signature moves, is that correct?
“That’s right. Myself and my colleagues are dedicated to protecting and helping people everywhere, so it’s all in a day’s work to destroy a few aliens.”
That may be so but there was news this morning that Jack (Kime), a taxi driver right here in this city, was driving a pregnant woman to the hospital when he was suddenly turned to stone at the wheel. In the resulting crash the woman was left in a critical condition, and doctors are saying that it is unlikely she will live through the night. Could these tragedies have been prevented?
“Well of course our deepest sympathies go out to the families of both Jack and the woman in his cab. We at the agency feel-“
KRAKKKOWZZAP
“OH JESUS CHRIST NO! Ladies and Gentlemen, Agent Derek has just been turned into stone infront of my very eyes! He’s dead! A member of the Elite Beat Agents is dead! HEEEEAAAALLLPP!!
WINNERS
Warban – Lucy (Little Girl) – Reunited with Dead Father
Nitsua – Max – Got his Plate of Fish
LOSERS
Fiaryn – Sam – Gave up Hope
Kime - Jack – Turned to Stone
Ergandar – Agent Derek – Turned to Stone
INACTIVITY WARNING SERIOUSLY GUYS COME ON
Andrew Ryan
JasonFour
